I just gave up on love.

i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say

ironmansbutt:

i hate when your boobs itch in public wow it’s like let me try not to shove my hand down my bra i’ll just bump my boob with my arm hopefully that helps maybe no one will notice 

girls should be allowed to stick their hands down their shirts if their boobs itch

i mean guys can rearrange themselves in public

i’d like to itch my boobs and not get stared at thank you 

obama fix this 

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I want sexy ass legs. You know the kind that when you walk by in some banging skinny jeans or shorts everyone stops and stares. Yep, that’s what I want.

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I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

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